forest-of-stories:

agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

SO HAPPY TO SEE SCIENCE PENGUIN ON MY DASH.

(via drazi42)

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

(via klnikki)

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

changethewayitsalwaysbeen:

megustamemes:

Just remember, if you ever hate your job…

that is not where i thought this was going

(via skypirategirl)

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

(via michelle-potter)

FOR THOSE WHO DON’T LIKE TO TALK ON THE PHONE BUT WANT TO HELP KEEP THE INTERNET AWESOME

liberalsarecool:

laineydiemond:

  1. Go to  
  2. Click on 14-28 
  3. Comment “I want internet service providers classified as common carriers.”
  4. Done! 

Please reblog for people who have phone-related phobias or anxieties.

Be sure to hit “confirm” to send your comment.

(via optimysticals)

actualcrutchie:

glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead. 

(via liamdryden)

I worked a graveyard shift this morning. I should be ASLEEP. What has become of my life? #cookieclicker

I worked a graveyard shift this morning. I should be ASLEEP. What has become of my life? #cookieclicker

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

(via drazi42)

shitroughdrafts:

Shit Rough Slogans: Pringles

shitroughdrafts:

Shit Rough Slogans: Pringles